February 2012
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seems like everyone i really care about couldn’t bloody care less about me right now, gr8 feeling.
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ellie do you remember that time you got in the bath still wearing your socks when you were on your period because you were hoping it’d turn them pink
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brokenb0ne:
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does anyone else still follow me from when my stepdad dropped a saw on my face like over a year ago or is it just me and rosie that remember it omfg
omfg i remember it every day
you’re still saved in my phone as “ellie saw folkard”
omfg in my old phone your caller id was a photo of a saw
omfg really why
you’re the one who got...
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does anyone else still follow me from when my stepdad dropped a saw on my face like over a year ago or is it just me and rosie that remember it omfg
omfg i remember it every day
you’re still saved in my phone as “ellie saw folkard”
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brokenb0ne:
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saw
asdfghjkl omg how different do i look
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saw
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Ellie (likeparenthesis): What side of the Thames is London on?
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commanderinqueef:
how to be me for a day:
don’t shower
don’t socialize
don’t do homework
eat 17 meals with snacks in between
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cl0der:
For lent, I have decided to give up sexual innuendos
It’s so hard
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During one of our lessons I asked the children what their fathers did for a living. “My Dad runs the fire station. He’s the station officer.” Said Simon. “Very good Simon. Anyone else?” “My Dad runs the local prison,” piped up Billy. “Excellent Billy. Is he the prison governor?” I asked. “No Sir, he’s just the hardest cunt in...
big fish
little fish
cardboard box
reasons why hiatuses makes me sad
fall out boy
glee
that is all
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
“hey remember that time you kissed-“
NO. NO I DO NOT. SHUT YOUR FACE.
forever using my iphone as a computer. a while ago the cd/dvd drive on my laptop stopped working. now, my laptop no longer connects to the internet. seems kind of pointless having a laptop which just about only has paint…
babyimjustsoggyfromtheemo:
Simon says jump
ok you’re pretty good but Simon didn’t say land so you’re all out
i just got that thing warning me about how i shouldn’t be using missing e and that if my account breaks tumblr won’t help me fix it or whatever?
lol i don’t even have missing e and i never have :(